He’s a Transpons…a Transponster: A review of The Transporter Refuelled

The Transporter Refuelled (2015)

The Transporter Refuelled (2015)

I watched this film a couple of weeks ago, it was called Hitman: Agent 47. Just a besuited guy with little hair and no personality.

This was just a stupid, boring, annoying, unfunny, unexciting nothing of a film. From the opening shot I was bored. When the final shot faded to black and we got a 6 months later, I had to drop heavily back into my seat. I didn’t care, not one jot. I hadn’t watched the first 3 Transporters, but I doubt it would matter. Without Statham this couldn’t even be slightly good.

There is nothing to recommend it to you. It was the usual male fantasy porn, where the women were scantily clad and the cars were treated better. No performance was worth it, no music cue, no edit, no piece of cinematography.

Dull.

Rating: C-  3/10

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